he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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