Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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