i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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