just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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