Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Randomize
