Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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