i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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