Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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