So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
that is very illegal...i love you.
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