it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
Randomize
