You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
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