Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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