I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
