69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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