My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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