im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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