is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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