i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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