I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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