i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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