I think I am morally bankrupt
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
You're like the curious george of whores
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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