the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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