why didn't you poke me back
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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