We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
Randomize
