i permit you to call me
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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