Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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