ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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