your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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