So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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