So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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