Walk of Shame. In a state park.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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