apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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