Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
