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say what?
wanna hang out?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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