marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
