another moral hangover. fuck.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Randomize
