Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Randomize
