Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I woke up under a house in Key West
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