i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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