Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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