How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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