Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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