Already got asked if we're dating
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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