beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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