If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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