Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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