Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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