Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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