The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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