We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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