I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Randomize
