Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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