I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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