Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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