ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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