You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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